"Thank You, Dad!"

Thing 2 says,

"It's so pretty!"

"I'm going to eat it anyway!"

"Thank you, Dad!"

She has now been gazing at the pretty lollipop for 20 minutes without so much as a single lick.

And to think "SANTA" just dropped $$$ on this kid for Christmas. Whoda' thunk a simple rainbow lollipop would've amused her so easily.